USENET Signature Files

This is a tiny collection of amusing signature files from USENET posts c.2000


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"Stupid compiler. Thats not an error, that's just bad programming."
Richard Sexton  richard@panchax.gryphon.com

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"Cure the common code...Ban Basic" - Christine Linge
jmm@eci386.UUCP (John Macdonald)

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Geac J&E Systems Ltd.     | uunet!geac!gjetor!adeboer | makes the lies the
Toronto, Ontario, Canada  | #include <disclaimer.h>   | salesman told come true.

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Engineers  think that theory  approximates reality.   |   Mathematicians never
Physicists think that reality approximates theory.    |   make the connection.
benoit@sirius.UVic.CA (Benoit  de la Filolie)

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Name    :                                            Wolfgang Denk
DOMAIN  : wd@pcsbst.pcs.[ COM From rest of world; DE From Europe ]
#  "UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things,   #
#   because that would  also stop you from doing clever things."  #
#   -- Doug Gwyn                                                  #

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| storm@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca   McGill University        C Program Run.  Run  |
| Marc Wandschneider           Montreal, CANADA         Program Run. PLEASE  |
|               The Seven Dwarfs had a Bath and Felt Happy.                  |
|                   Happy Got out, So they Felt Grumpy.                      |

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If I can get mail to you via a legally registered fully qualified
domain name, you could be on Saturn for all I care.

				-- quote by Bob Sutterfield <bob@MorningStar.Com>

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Joe Emenaker - Sexual Engineer | Our infernal mailer daemon has been quite
jemenake@nike.calpoly.edu      | insitent that  my signature be limited to just
                               | 4 lines. However, as you can see, I have
                               | figured out an elegant way to put as many as